If my urine smells like coffee, does that mean I am drinking too much?  When I can smell it coming from my skin?  When Jack and I make four pots of it a day and plan vacation time around it, how about then?

I read somewhere- in some long-forgotten novel, sorry author- your words but not your name have stuck with me- one character tells another he should cut down on his coffee consumption because it will “turn your insides to shoe leather.”

So be it.

Seriously, though, how much is too much?